March 2012
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i just watched the Grey’s Anatomy episodes when Henry dies, Teddy finds out, and then Derek and Meredith get their baby back
what even are my emotions
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cauldroncakes replied to your post: ugh it’s so bright outside why does the sun exist
the sun is a life ruiner, it ruins lives Corinne.
It has this book, this ‘Burn Book’. Saying mean stuff about everybody. It burns people.
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ugh it’s so bright outside
why does the sun exist
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juchepresident:
i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
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the only girl around with a Thai take-away menu in her bag
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Can someone please go to the brasserie for me and buy me an iced tea and a snickers. If I move, somebody will steal my table, these greasy little student bitches are sly.
And if I lose my table I’ll have nowhere to plug my laptop in, and nowhere to put my back against so people don’t think I’m a weird, public pervert when porn pops up on my dash.
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February 2012
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“You lazy, ignorant peasant.”
– My British Research Methods Lecturer-(talking about somebody that fell asleep in class)
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the only time Damon has ever made me cry…
is when he holds Rose as she dies
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via catsux)
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Home early because there were no parks at Uni.
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trustno1scully asked: I've had green tea and even brown rice green tea...but now I'll have to try mint green tea! Thanks :D
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cauldroncakes replied to your post: I’m watching the news and people are getting…
giggling at the mental image of that poor poodle. we’re not terrible people, at all.
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martinatra replied to your post: I’m watching the news and people are getting…
omg
I know! I felt terrible for laughing, but omg have you ever seen a poodle blown off a roof by a helicopter?
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I’m watching the news and people are getting rescued off their roofs during floods. When the helicopter got closer, their dog got blown off.
omg
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